CAMDRAMETRICS

Minky [mijnki]
1. Reminiscent of a semi-aquatic stoat-like carnivore. ‘Hmm, minky.’
2. A coating of soft downy hair. ‘That minky’s really growing on me.’
3. The smallest finger on a male human hand. ‘Send money, or they’ll send you my minky.’

Minky is a sketch show from Cambridge comics: Yasmin, Kyle and Henry. Strap your hypothetical feet into your actual shoes and hurry along.

‘A masterclass in character comedy’ (TheTab.com).
‘Under the glare of the severed head, we realise, in a final dreamlike twist, that what is soft underfoot is, in fact, crushed peas' (Varsity).