CAMDRAMETRICS

In his be-cobwebbed alchemist's workshop, Prince Rodeo plots his revenge upon his father, the king, Elvis, who recently deflowered the object of Rodeo's affection, Lady Danäe. But - unbeknownst to him - Jeremy Beadle (the king's jester) and his lover, the firebrand cleric Abu Hamza (Danäe's lady-in-waiting), have set in motion a terrible chain of events that culminate in the explosive birth of a zombie that might well annihilate everyone.